|A Leg Lieutenant, a Aviator Colonel, and a
Airborne Sergeant Major were all killed in a common disaster, and arrived
in Heaven together, where they were met by St. Peter.
St. Peter asked them, "What would you like the people on Earth to say about you?"
The Leg Lieutenant said, "I would like them to say I was a great family man and an inspiration to my children."
The Aviator Colonel said, "I would like them to say I was a great military leader."
The Airborne Sergeant Major said, "I would like them to say, 'Look! He's moving!"
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