We teach our men...

At a busy international airport, a Paratrooper and a Marine are both drinking in the bar during a layover between flights. After consuming several drinks each, they both need to use the restroom to relieve their bladders at the same time. The Marine finishes first, and goes to the sink to wash his hands, while the Paratrooper, after finishing, heads to the door so he can return to the bar. The Marine calls out to him, “In the Marines, we teach our men, to wash their hands after taking a pi$$.” The Paratrooper replies as he walks out, “Yeah, well in the Paratroops, we teach our men not to pi$$ on their hands!”

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