Paratrooper & the Combat Engineer

A Paratrooper jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As he's falling, he realizes his chute is broken. He doesn't know anything about parachutes, but as the earth rapidly approaches, he realizes his options are limited; he takes off the parachute and tries to fix it himself on the way down. The wind is ripping past his face, he's dropping like a rock, and at 500 feet, another Soldier goes shooting up past him. In desperation, the Paratrooper looks up and yells, "Hey do you know anything about parachutes?!"

The Combat Engineer flying up looks down and yells, "No, ... do you know anything about C-4 Plastic Explosives?!"


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