Bayonet Training

It was an extremely hot day and the sergeant in charge of bayonet drill for the paratroopers was trying hard to get his listless men to attack the stuffed dummies with more energy. Finally he halted the drill and said: "Listen, men, those dummies are your enemy. They have burned your houses and killed your parents. They carried away your sisters, stole all your money and drank all of the whiskey in the house."

The sergeant  then stepped back and motioned the paratroopers forward toward the row of dummies.  The line surged ahead with new purpose. The troopers with grim looks on their faces showed eagerness to attack.
One paratrooper, his eyes stern and his lips, drawn back over his teeth in a snarl, paused to ask: "Sergeant, which one drank the whiskey?"

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