Airborne General and Reporter

This is a recount of a Radio interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army Airborne General. General Rock was about to sponsor a Boy Scout troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "So, General Rock, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?"

GENERAL ROCK: "We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting."

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?"

GENERAL ROCK: "I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range."

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?"

GENERAL ROCK: "I don't see how, ....we will be teaching them proper rifle range discipline before they ever touch a firearm."

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "But you're equipping them to become violent killers."

GENERAL ROCK: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.

(Note: While this has been presented as a "true story" for several years, it is, in fact, pure fiction. In short, this incident never happened).

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