This is a recount of a Radio interview between a female broadcaster, and
US Army Airborne General. General Rock was about to sponsor a Boy Scout
troop visiting his military installation.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "So, General Rock, what things are you going to
teach these young boys when they visit your base?"
GENERAL ROCK: "We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing,
archery, and shooting."
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't
GENERAL ROCK: "I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on
the rifle range."
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly
dangerous activity to be teaching children?"
GENERAL ROCK: "I don't see how, ....we will be teaching them proper
rifle range discipline before they ever touch a firearm."
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "But you're equipping them to become violent
GENERAL ROCK: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're
not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended.
While this has been presented as a "true story" for several years, it is,
in fact, pure fiction. In short, this incident never happened).